Long post about the surrealist moment of my life AKA I MET HELEN McCRORY…

So we went to see the play Broken Glass tonight and went to the stage door after to squeeeee at Tara Fitzgerald and so we were waiting then all of the sudden I freaked out because there was Helen McCrory going into the theatre through the stage door!! I mean I was sure it was her cuz she was wearing the long pink and purple feather ear rings she wore to that thing the other night, stalker much haha! So at this point I freak out because HELEN McCRORY has just gone into the theatre I’m waiting outside of!!!!!! So we wait and I lito die then Tara comes out and behind her Helen comes out and moves to the side and out of the way, I just pounced on her in a crazy ‘is this really happening way!’ I asked for her autograph to which she looked shocked obvs thinking I was insane and was like ‘I’m not in this play’, I then full on die and have verbal diarrhoea declare my love for her shout Anna Karenina at her multiple times and almost tell her I have her wand… She was still rather shocked at the insane person blabbing at her so I just thrust my programme at her and asked her to sign it to which she said ‘but it’s not mine!!!!’ at this point I was no longer alive hahahaha! I then practically shouted at her a million times ‘I don’t care’ and she signed it on the back on a Jerusalem ad hahaha!!!!

So properly freaking out and shaking I walk away to get Tara’s autograph and hear Helen saying to her friend ‘Oh my god she was so cute, bless her’ AHHHHHHHH!!! Helen McCrory thinks I’m CUTE!! She then walked off in to the distance with Tara and her friends, I’m guessing they were going for a night out! So yeah I’m sat here freaking the hell out because she was so lovely, wearing glasses like mine, smelt really nice and just flippin heck it seems like a dream!!!!